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March 16, 2007

Jeff R.: Not So Plain

After her death was faked in 1903, Calamity Jane became field leader of the cross-temporal strike team called the Legion of Janes. Led by the mysterious Jane Doe and funded by generous grants from the Greystoke Estate, they preserved the integrity of the timeline.

The other members each had some superhuman ability: Catastrophy Jane's preternatural bad luck could be focused upon enemies; Calumny Jane could instantly spread devestating rumors, and Calimari Jane had six long, super-strong arms. (Chlamydia Jane's abilities are never spoken of.) But Calamity was the only one among them who could aim a pistol worth a damn.

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Comments

I'll give you a +1 on the Chlamydia Jane line, Hehe!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 16, 2007 6:48 PM · Permalink

"could had" ?

Posted by: Ted Bronson at March 16, 2007 7:20 PM · Permalink

The Chlamydia Jane line outshines the 'could had' gaffe.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 16, 2007 7:22 PM · Permalink

Once again, reality had now warped itself to retroactively eliminate my typos.

Nice catch.

Posted by: Jeff R. at March 16, 2007 7:22 PM · Permalink