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March 26, 2007

Jeff R.: Had to be Done

Now, I love your mother, no question. It's her family I've problems with. I can take her dad Phil's conspiracy theories just fine, or her brother Allen's get-rich-quick schemes, but her sister Deanna's a bridge too far.

It's good that she lives in rural Mississippi, in a small town where that kind of thing is in the mainstream. In fact, it is the mainstream down there, which is bad, but it's good that we're living far away from her white-supremasist ways.

Anyhow, son, that's why I said we're like the Anglicans.

Always a bit embarassed by Auntie Dee's establishment Arianism.

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Comments

Either shame on you for writing this pun or shame on me for liking it!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at March 26, 2007 7:37 PM · Permalink

Oh, there's plenty enough shame for us both.

Posted by: Jeff R. at March 26, 2007 7:50 PM · Permalink