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March 5, 2007

David: Thing!

New from the makers of Thing! and Ultra Thing! With Stuff!, it’s Instant Thing! Just add water for the Thing! you need, any time, anywhere.

Keep Instant Thing! at home, at the office, and in your car, for unparalleled convenience. Don’t let this happen to you:

“Honey? Did you pack that Thing!?”

“I thought you had it.”

“I want a divorce.”

If only he had brought along Instant Thing!

Instant Thing!, like all our Things!, is made here in the USA out of all-natural ingredients, and is FDA-approved. Don’t be fooled by imitations.

Also available in Pine, Beef, and Titanium.

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