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February 21, 2007

David: His Day Just Keeps Getting Better

The motorcycle cop pulled over the Mustang convertible for suspected drunk driving. He approached the driver’s side of the sportscar.

“Who are you supposed to be?”

“I’m the Pope,” replied the Pope. “Can we hurry this up? I have to be somewhere.”

The little man with the combover and Charlie Chaplin moustache sitting in the passenger seat said, “Oh, is this you handling it? Good job.”

“Gentlemen,” said the officer, “I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle and open the trunk.”

“Fine,” said the Pope, yanking the release lever.

“What? No!” Hitler belatedly exclaimed.

You kind of need to read or remember my entry of November 3, 2006, to see how this fits the topic at hand.

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Posted by: Ted Bronson at February 21, 2007 6:02 PM · Permalink

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