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January 9, 2007

Michele: The Cow Says "Moooo"

He sat down to dinner and asked why his hamburger looked pale.

“It’s a tofu burger. We no longer eat the carcass of dead animals, dear. We are going vegan.”
“I like my dead animals.”
“It’s cannibalistic.”
“I’m not a cow.”
“Today, we are all cows.”

Tofu, tempeh, too many vegetables, and no animal fat makes a hungry man mad.

When eggplant replaced the “steak” in Philly Cheesesteak, he lost it.

He set a pot to boil after he tied her up.

The last thing he said to his wife before he gutted her was “Today, we are all cows.”

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Comments

Ok, that's gross. :)

Posted by: Stacy at January 9, 2007 7:31 AM · Permalink

But curiously satisfying. :)

Posted by: Keiran Halcyon at January 9, 2007 8:46 AM · Permalink

I agree with both previous comments. Good one, Michele!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at January 9, 2007 10:40 AM · Permalink

What type of wine would one serve, with boiled bitch guts?

Posted by: kasac at January 9, 2007 1:20 PM · Permalink

A nice moo-lot?

Ass-ti Spumanti?

Cham-pain?

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at January 9, 2007 1:24 PM · Permalink

Ass-ti Spumanti?

You are the pun master.

Posted by: michelem at January 9, 2007 1:57 PM · Permalink

Yeah, Michele. I'm pretty sure I was dropped on my head when I was a child.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at January 9, 2007 2:52 PM · Permalink

Maybe you were 'punted', like a football.

Posted by: kasac at January 9, 2007 3:00 PM · Permalink