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January 30, 2007

David: Square One

Later, people would compare it to an electromagnetic pulse, on a more basic level. But that’s nonsense, right? An EMP can’t make gunpowder and gasoline stop burning. It can’t stop people’s doors from locking or turn every known pharmaceutical inert. One could kill the power company, sure, but it wouldn’t drain all the batteries.

Some say it was God unmaking the world. Some say it was an attack by aliens. Some say the terrorists finally sent us all back to the Stone Age. Frankly, all I cared about was trying to bash open a can of food with my iPod.

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Comments

thats exactly what I was hoping for..thank you.

Posted by: ted at January 30, 2007 12:21 PM · Permalink

Ha! Awesome.

Posted by: Tanya at January 30, 2007 7:52 PM · Permalink