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January 26, 2007

David: Philosophy Majors

“Superman versus Dracula: who wins?”

“Superman, duh. A vampire’s two main weaknesses are sunlight and fire. Superman is powered by the rays of our yellow sun, and he shoots fire out his eyes. Superman wins. Besides, Superman can beat anybody except Batman.”

“No way, dude. Everyone knows Superman is vulnerable to magic and mind control. Vampires are supernatural creatures who can control minds. Supes is toast.”

“Let’s say you’re right. So what? Dracula turns Superman. All that solar energy in his cells would instantly vaporize him. But I still say Superman wins.”

“Okay, what about Superman versus vampire Batman?”

“Whoa.”

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