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January 23, 2007

David: Perspective

Gary floated in the middle of his Olympic-sized swimming pool behind the mansion on the estate he bought with some of the money he won in the lottery. In the distance, he saw the glass door slide open and his wife -- the gorgeous, loving, sexually experimental, utterly faithful, genius supermodel -- step out, wearing a string bikini with less material than a cocktail napkin.

“Damn it,” he mumbled as he idly fiddled with the magic ring on his finger. “It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Wishes are supposed to backfire and ruin your life.”

Gary was a masochist.

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Comments

Ha!

Posted by: Stacy at January 23, 2007 4:28 PM · Permalink

Give me that ring. I'll ruin my life...

Posted by: kasac at January 23, 2007 5:21 PM · Permalink