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January 17, 2007

David: Conclusion

“Good afternoon! Welcome to ‘Cradle To The Grave,’ the race where you want to come in last. I’m Wink Martindale the Third. We’re all excited here at Lawndale Cemetery. After 85 years, we’re down to our last two contestants: Bob Finkelstein, an accountant from Newark, and Henrietta LeBlanc, a homemaker from Sacramento.

“We’ve watched our contestants since the day they were born, battling to lead the longest life. Many have fallen, and we’ve gotten word that one of our remaining athletes has finally passed away.

“I see a hearse…. Someone’s getting out…. It’s Vera Finkelstein! Bob is dead! Henrietta wins!

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Comments

you are a sick, sick man...and I love it

Posted by: Ted Bronson at January 17, 2007 6:45 PM · Permalink

Finally! A game show that moves even slower than College Jeopardy!

Great story!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at January 17, 2007 6:50 PM · Permalink

Delicious!

Posted by: Laurence Simon at January 18, 2007 3:47 PM · Permalink