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December 14, 2006

Tanya: Untitled

“Honey?”

“Hmmmm?”

“Could you come here for a sec?”

“Sure, hon. What’s the probl…. Who’s that?”

“I’m not sure. It looks like… Michael Moore.”

“It does. Is he wedged in there?”

“Apparently.”

“I wonder what he’s doing in our bathtub.”

“Mmm. Trying to get out, mostly.”

“Should I get the WD40?”

“Nah.”

“The hacksaw?”

“Not yet.”

“Then what do we do with him?”

“Hmmmm...”

“…”

“You go fix him a nice big salad. And order a pizza for us. I’ll drag the TV in here. Let’s see what Bill O’Reilly’s up to.”

“I hear Ann Coulter’s his guest today.”

“Mmmff!”

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Comments

My entry for Today's Tanya Title is:

Farenheit 78

Posted by: JIm Parkinson at December 14, 2006 11:20 AM · Permalink

Michael Moore - Not Fair, and Fat

Posted by: kasac at December 14, 2006 12:02 PM · Permalink