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December 6, 2006

Tanya: Untitled

“You’re going to be safe now, little guy,” Daffodil whispered to the rabbit, lifting it from the cage. “No more makeup testing for you.”

She and the others released the rest of them, and ushered them carefully toward the exit. “Be free, little bunnies!” they yelled, flinging open the door and watching the animals hop out into the darkness. When the last one had fled, they locked up, and congratulated each other on a job well done. Twenty-five more animals led to safety.

All but one of the rabbits were roadkill by the time they returned to their van, oblivious.

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Comments

fucking hippies

Posted by: kasac at December 6, 2006 10:11 AM · Permalink

I had a *really* hard time not doing something with Les Nessman's "As god as my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly!"

But I figured that ship had sailed.

Posted by: Tanya at December 6, 2006 10:13 AM · Permalink

Hehe! All those poor smushed bunnies with their mascaraed eyes staring lifelessly toward the horizon.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 6, 2006 11:46 AM · Permalink

T - That ship was burned to the waterline.

Jim - At least they'll look fabulous.

Posted by: Stacy at December 6, 2006 11:53 AM · Permalink

A great episode, but you're probably right.
Sailed, been shot at, sunk, searched for, resurrected, dry docked, used as a museum.
Refitted, sailed…..

Posted by: kasac at December 6, 2006 11:53 AM · Permalink

Hey! Today's Tanya Title entry is:
"Fur Ever Free"

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 6, 2006 11:59 AM · Permalink

I think I might start titling my stories, if a good one is given in the comments. But if there's ever a book, it should be noted. (And not just because I fear taking the blame for "Fur Ever Free.")

Posted by: Tanya at December 6, 2006 12:28 PM · Permalink

No, the title is brilliance, snarky and condescending. Love it.

Posted by: Stacy at December 6, 2006 12:30 PM · Permalink

Did the Hippies kill the last bunny with their van, obliviously?

It could effect my title entry.

Posted by: kasac at December 6, 2006 12:44 PM · Permalink

The future is undecided, so take your pick.

Posted by: Tanya at December 6, 2006 1:24 PM · Permalink

Suggestion for title: Wastership Run Down

Posted by: Laurence Simon at December 6, 2006 3:48 PM · Permalink