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December 1, 2006

Stacy: AV is Your Friend

SUBJ: You oppen this mial!!

Like hell, I will…

Delete.

What the… Why won’t this fucking thing delete??

DELETE

NO, wait, I didn’t double click that. DAMMIT!

…

“Jenkins, how’s it going?”

“Well, Detective, this one’s impressive. We’ve got a body here, skinniest thing I’ve ever seen. He’s got a crank longer than my arm… pity he’s too dead to enjoy it. And downtown says his bank account is overflowing, large deposits from stock trading houses, and several million from Nigeria.”

The detective sighed. “Great, another victim of the ALL.SPAM virus. Be sure to tag those fake Rolexes, Jenkins.”

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Comments

HAHa

What's up with you and the big weenie stories?

Posted by: kasac at December 1, 2006 11:04 AM · Permalink

Dude, penis enlargement spam? Don't tell me you don't get that...

Posted by: Stacy at December 1, 2006 11:06 AM · Permalink

I don't consider that spam. That stuff will really work if used properly and dili-gently. One just has to stick with it.

Posted by: kasac at December 1, 2006 11:24 AM · Permalink

Ok, but when it turns purple and falls off, I get to say, "I told you so."

Posted by: Stacy at December 1, 2006 11:27 AM · Permalink

Uhm... what are the warning signs?

Posted by: kasac at December 1, 2006 12:14 PM · Permalink

The aforementioned purple, and an inexplicable craving for blondes. *shudder*

Posted by: Stacy at December 1, 2006 12:15 PM · Permalink

Moving off this plummeting discussion about penis enlargement...

Stacy, doesn't the ALL.SPAM virus include a Russian wife to inherit the millions?

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 1, 2006 12:18 PM · Permalink

Only if you are unfortunate enough to get the Yolenska strain. :)

Posted by: Stacy at December 1, 2006 12:20 PM · Permalink

Speaking of spam, the comments are getting hammered with spam today. for a few minutes they were popping up faster than I could delete them. :P

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 1, 2006 12:44 PM · Permalink

Welcome to the Christmas season. I have a tab open in Firefox with the 100words MT interface up, periodically checking for them. Asshole spammers must DIE!!

Posted by: Stacy at December 1, 2006 12:47 PM · Permalink

Yeah, I'm watching for them, too.

I have to admit that the title for one of those spams (bridled croaking dashers whack loneliest massacres) sounds like it out to be a theme.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 1, 2006 12:52 PM · Permalink