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December 19, 2006

Michele: State of Mind

“Dude! a pie eating contest!”
“Dude. We’re stranded in this backwoods town and you’re thinking of pie?”
“ First prize, $500. We can get the car fixed and get the hell out of here.”
“Whatever, dude.”

Jason prepared himself by smoking three joints, getting a good munchie buzz. His stomach rumbled as he thought of shoveling dozens of whipped cream pies down his throat.

“Ok contestants! Are we ready to eat some delicious peach pies??”

Jason balked.

“Peach? WTF? I HATE peaches!”
“Son. You are in Georgia. What did you expect?”

“God damn. Why couldn’t we have broken down in Oregon?”

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Comments

I hope someone gets this.

Posted by: michele at December 19, 2006 8:45 PM · Permalink

Ted got it immediately. Of course, that's no surprise. :)

Posted by: Stacy at December 19, 2006 8:56 PM · Permalink

What can I say? I always keep a little South in my mouth.

Posted by: Ted Bronson at December 19, 2006 9:01 PM · Permalink

*snerk*

Posted by: Stacy at December 19, 2006 9:01 PM · Permalink