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December 14, 2006

Michele: Lonely Jew on Christmas

“You’ve got to leave. Now.”
“Aww hell. I’m havinshommmnfnnhhnm.” His slurred words trailed off.

His stomach protruded out of the water like a lost beach ball.

“They’re waiting for you.”
“Fuckem. Fuckemfuckemfuckem.”
“Get out. The reindeer are getting restless.”

Kris stood up clumsily and went back down again, his head slamming the faucet. Blood trickled down his forehead, coloring the bathwater.

Eve hit the emergency button on her phone.

“He’s drunk and unconscious. We need a replacement. Again.”

Two minutes later, Jesus appeared in the bathroom, scowling.

“God damn it. Why do I always have to work on my birthday?”

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Comments

*applause*

Posted by: Tanya at December 14, 2006 7:33 PM · Permalink

Ha!

Posted by: Stacy at December 14, 2006 10:54 PM · Permalink

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: JIm Parkinson at December 14, 2006 11:10 PM · Permalink