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December 13, 2006

Jim: Balls of Holly

...Tis the season to be jolly,

Jack grabbed the remote and muted the television. “Do you hear that, honey?”

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

“That sounds like Christmas carolers!” Peggy exclaimed.

“Let’s go see,” Jack said, leading his wife by the hand.

Don we now our gay apparel,

On their porch, a dozen carolers swayed to the music. The women each wore plaid flannel shirts and coveralls. The men, though, were decked out in midriff shirts, neck scarves and Speedo shorts. Horrified, Jack slammed the door shut.

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

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Comments

Just yesterday I was trying to remember the joke that had the punchline "He answered the phone 'Don Weinauer's Gay Apparel.'"

Posted by: Tanya at December 13, 2006 3:16 PM · Permalink