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December 6, 2006

Jeff R.:This wouldn't have worked with the thimble.

Caught speeding? And that'll land you in jail? Pretty harsh, if you ask me.

I mean, sure, I was tooling in my car something fierce, hopping from Virginia to Illinois, and would have been in Pennsylvania in no time if not for that cop. I just couldn't stop rolling the old dice, I guess.

The bail they want is ridiculous, too. I could build a house for that. Luckily, my neighbor's here, too. Not in the cell, he's just visiting. He's got something he wants to sell me called a 'get out of jail free card'. Sounds good to me.

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Comments

This is very funny!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 6, 2006 2:34 PM · Permalink

very very good

Posted by: kasac at December 6, 2006 3:30 PM · Permalink

Excellent.

Posted by: Stacy at December 6, 2006 4:53 PM · Permalink