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December 8, 2006

12.08.06

Pitch a new TV detective show for basic cable, using the formula:

"He helps the police solve crimes no one else can, and he's a [blank]."

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"What the hell is that bloody awful pong in the air?"

"Oh that is the effuent on the wheels of my van," He paused, "there was a right royal flood of the stuff over in Pimlico yesterday. What a mess."

"And you are?"

"Daniel Walling Brown of the Walling Brown Disposal." The bloke removing his coveralls attempted to shake hands.

Before his colleague put his foot in it the Constable explained: "oh and he is a rather keen private detective as well. Without him this case would be buggered."

"Yes, its amazing what you can learn from someone's outflow pipesl.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at December 8, 2006 8:25 AM · Permalink