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December 5, 2006


The old gods are walking among us, but they are forced to take on a more mundane form...kinda like Jason Mewes. Who else in public life is actually one of the Old Ones.

(difficulty: must be some human shaped celeb)

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"I was surprised to see such a move," sighed the Sage.

"Well it is unusual for it to try and pose as a woman I have to admit," remarked Claire. "I suppose Nyarlathotep is finally realising that women now have power too."

"Does Rosie O'Donnell have power or just a big mouth?"

"Well there are lots of people that watch and listen to her thus influencing people." Responded Claire.

"Yes but all but her most fanatic fans thinks she has been going off the boil recently...even TV guide has gone off her."

"We know why..." responded Claire smirking mischeaveously.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at December 5, 2006 7:46 AM · Permalink

May Guido Never Speak:

The portal is open, the site is made ready.

The offerings we have brought to you from our hearts. Crafted carefully, we have poured our souls into them for you, our leaders.

Each weekday we come here for your instruction. Please, we beseech thee, leave us not alone.

ichelema, acysta, avida, come to uuuusssss!!

edta, imja, and aurencela, show yourselves to your followers.

anyata, effRja, we implore you, hide thyselves no longer.

We thank and praise you for banishing the false leader esla essmanla, and protecting us from pammerssa.

................Protect us from ourselves,
................and show us the way to perfection.

Posted by: kasac at December 5, 2006 12:15 PM · Permalink


Posted by: Stacy at December 5, 2006 12:42 PM · Permalink

Oy. *crawls under a rock*

Posted by: Tanya at December 5, 2006 12:49 PM · Permalink

Sorry, my pig-latin must be a bit rusty.

If anyone is struggling with the title (and cares),
refer to previous issue Feb 7th 2006.
That was a dark dark day.

Posted by: kasac at December 5, 2006 3:02 PM · Permalink

Imjay has the uflay. Ugh. I hope to be back tomorrow if the chills stop.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at December 5, 2006 3:10 PM · Permalink

I think it's fun when it's really obvious who came up with the theme. Ted, with complete respect and total reverance for your work, come on - who else?

Posted by: kasac at December 5, 2006 6:33 PM · Permalink

Check before you post!