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November 30, 2006

Michele: Spill the Wine

His body went crack! as he hit the ground.

Maybe I shoved him too hard. But he stealing shit from my house.

Was he dead? Shit. I didn’t want to kill the guy. I’m not a killer.

Then I saw the puddle trickling out from underneath him. Was that blood? It was dark, hard to tell.

I turned him over to see where the blood was coming from.

It wasn’t blood. It was wine. He put my last '92 Cabernet down his pants.

I picked up the broken bottle and brought it down on his head.

There. Now that’s blood.

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Comments

it's much easier to kill a man with a bottle of December '06 Thunderbird

FYI

Posted by: todd at November 30, 2006 8:27 PM · Permalink

If you buy the Thunderbird by the case then you can go on a killing rampage and still have enough money left over for a burger and fries.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 30, 2006 8:34 PM · Permalink

I wouldna killed him over a Cabernet. Now a Merlot, that's a different story...

Posted by: Stacy at November 30, 2006 8:51 PM · Permalink

I had a hard time coming up with a wine. I'm not much of a wine drinker so I did some guess work.

The original story, he killed him over his last bottle of beer. PRB.

Posted by: michele at December 1, 2006 6:33 AM · Permalink