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November 10, 2006

Michele: Can't You Smell That Smell

“Jesus ma. Something you got cooking in that stew pot is making me feel sick.”
“Oh dear. Maybe this wasn’t a good idea.”
“What?”
“Well, I heard you fighting with that whore girlfriend of yours last night....”
“And....”
“And I heard her call my baby boy terrible things....”
“And....”
“And I followed her out....”
“And.....”
“I killed her, Henry.”
“Oh, ma.”
“She’s in the stew.”
“Oh, ma....you shouldn’t have.”
“It’s the least I could.....”
“No. I mean you shouldn’t have put green peppers in it. I fucking hate the smell of green peppers.”
“I’ll remember that for next time, Henry.”

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Comments

Woohoo! She's back with a vengeance!

Posted by: Tanya at November 10, 2006 8:03 AM · Permalink

Twas a good theme that got my motor running :)

Posted by: michele at November 10, 2006 9:14 AM · Permalink

Hooray for both Michele's return and this story.

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 10, 2006 10:17 AM · Permalink