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November 27, 2006

Jim: They Snuck Past Your Eyes

For generations, milkmen went door-to-door, delivering fresh dairy products and sometimes satisfying certain other needs for the occasional bored housewife.

It all seemed harmless enough.

Then fathers concerned about odd behaviors from their supposed offspring began initiating DNA tests. The results from those tests trickled in to various government bureaus.

Eventually some middle management bureaucrat discovered the awful truth. Milkmen, by and large, weren’t low-level laborers. Most of them weren’t even human.

We don’t know where the aliens came from. Hell, we don’t even really care.

All we care about is eliminating those sons-of-bitches and their ill-begotten progeny.

Got bullets?

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My father was a milkman

Posted by: kasac at November 27, 2006 3:21 PM · Permalink

Welcome back, kasac!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 27, 2006 5:45 PM · Permalink


Posted by: Stacy at November 29, 2006 11:04 AM · Permalink

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