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November 3, 2006

David: In Media Res

The Pope and Hitler cruised down the Las Vegas strip in their ’65 Mustang convertible, keeping an eye out for the law and trying to remain inconspicuous.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this,” said the Pope.

“Just stay cool and act casual. Everything will be fine,” Hitler assured him. “And take off the hat. People are staring.”

“Fine?! We’ve got your dead stripper in the trunk! How are things going to be fine?”

“You can start by not shouting the words ‘dead stripper in the trunk’ near all these nice tourists. And she’s not mine. I keep telling you that.”

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Comments

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa

I have waited for the dynamic duo to make an appearance on these pages.

Thank You

Posted by: Ted Bronson at November 3, 2006 5:17 PM · Permalink

I'm considering making these guys my "green-headed duck." They make me laugh just thinking about them.

And today I came up with their arch-nemesis. I'd tell you who, but it would spoil the surprise.

Posted by: David at November 3, 2006 10:16 PM · Permalink

I'll start the guessing...

Is it Jessica Simpson as herself or Raymond Burr as "Ironsides"?

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 4, 2006 4:04 PM · Permalink

Maybe it's time for another Jesus Week?

Posted by: Laurence Simon at November 4, 2006 6:20 PM · Permalink