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November 2, 2006

David: Dave's Not Here, Man

I could handle the computer trying to kill me. You come to expect that sort of thing. I could deal with getting sucked into the thing orbiting Jupiter. It wasn’t my plan, but I survived, sort of, so, okay. I coped with the psychedelic trip through time and space. I came to grips with finding myself in the white rooms. Literally, finding myself, dying of old age in a bed. Then the damn thing showed up again and turned me into a space baby.

But turning me into a woman? What the hell, man? I’m not even hot.

Fucking monolith.

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Comments

You beat me to the punch on the 2001 theme, David.

The bright side of that is that your post is about 100 times better than mine was turning out!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 2, 2006 11:36 AM · Permalink