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November 14, 2006

11.14.06

I was sitting on the toilet when I suddenly realized...

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As I was sitting on the toilet I suddenly realised that I was dreaming and not plonked on my home toilet.

The toilet on which I sat seemed to made of gold. It was more a throne than a modern toilet. It was most disconcerting and disorientating to be sure. I wasn't worried...yet...as there was nothing that seemed to be threatening around.

There was a window behind me that looked out into the night, but the loo door was a large and guilded one.

When I finished my deed I rose.

Then I turned around and reached for the handle...

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at November 14, 2006 8:19 AM · Permalink

Bad Timing

The feeling hit me hard while making my dinner. Mandy and the kids were at her mother’s house for the weekend, so I had the place to myself. Relishing in my freedom, I had flung off all my clothes and walked around in the buff. Now I regretted it, clenching my cheeks and racing to the downstairs bathroom.

It was bad, proven by the sounds and smells. Then I remembered the bathroom was still under construction. I looked over at the big gaping hole in the outside wall and waved at my hot neighbor, Victoria…then cringed when she barfed back.

Posted by: Laieanna at November 14, 2006 9:23 AM · Permalink