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November 10, 2006

11.10.06

Oh dear god! What is that smell?!

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The stench filled me loathing but I continued on regardless. It was my destiny to rid this place of the monsters that inhabited this cove.

In my quivering hand was a grimoire of old and an automatic with holy water dipped bullets in the other.

The stench of the festering sea filled the area and drove out every other bit of life bar me.

I was alone.

The tome began to glow as I approached their soggy lair.

I read aloud: Get thee to sea... you spawn of Cthulhu...

In reply their pained screeches reached my alert ears.

I continued...

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at November 10, 2006 6:28 AM · Permalink

Magic Man

They called him the Magic Man
Best Clown Magician in the land
So good, he had a band

Call came from a Mrs. Anne
She had developed a party plan
And her child was such a fan

So he showed up in his big orange van
And had balloons ready in hand
“Time to make this party grand”

Mother answered all thin and tan
Walked him to a backyard of sand
Babies in playpens made up her clan

“Be back later, so if you can
Change their diapers,” was her demand
Magic Man took one whiff and flat out ran

Posted by: Laieanna at November 10, 2006 10:26 AM · Permalink

Doctor Weird meditated. His manservant, Tong, quietly refreshed the Doctor’s cup of tea.

Weird’s nose twitched and his brow furrowed. With a sudden inhalation, his Third Nostril opened like a golden fissure between his eyebrows.

Tong spilled the tea.

“Master?”

Doctor Weird’s voice was troubled.

“That smell. Can’t you smell that smell?”

Tong sniffed, frowning.

“The smell of death’s around you!” Weird bellowed, awakening.

Eldritch energies manifested, forming the image of the flame-faced Malodorous Mormammu. Doctor Weird struck a defensive pose, ready for yet another mystical battle.

Tong slipped away, holding his nose. Luckily, he’d just restocked the good incense.

Posted by: PB McCoy at November 10, 2006 2:24 PM · Permalink

Hrm... spent most of the day trying to come up with something else... failed... oh well, here it comes...

Posted by: Laurence Simon at November 10, 2006 3:29 PM · Permalink