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October 25, 2006

Ted: The Mutha Ship is Cummin

The assembled were rapt. His delivery made Dr. King's speech seem like a stuttering babblefest.

Chackkafarrah held the crowd in his hand when he spoke of overcoming oppression, living up to one's potential, and his hatred of the Jew. They collapsed in abject apology, reveling in self-loathing.

The Xtians wanted to be converted. More perceived racial guilt.

Until.

Chackkafarrah let the whole world know how bug-fuck nuts he was when he extolled the virtues of the Mutha Ship, people who told him the future, and that it was time to drink the Kool-Aid.

"Fucking psycho," they exclaimed, leaving in droves.

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Comments

Chackkafarrah! Great psuedonym!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 25, 2006 9:25 PM · Permalink