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October 16, 2006

Tanya: Tragedy

The crowd bustled quietly as they waited for the outcome. Everyone had taken a side in this torrid, if not uncommon, battle. They crowded in small bunches, whispering about this latest drama.

The town leaders returned to their seats, shushing the curious audience effortlessly. “We understand the issue, and have given it great consideration. We have chosen not to prosecute, finding no one at fault, and this occurrence will hopefully soon be forgotten, so no reputations will be unnecessarily sullied.”

A small voice whined from the front row, “But she stole my idea to blog about Jessica Simpson last night!”

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Comments

Yes, I know. I'll bring less suck tomorrow.

Posted by: Tanya at October 16, 2006 4:15 PM · Permalink

I may negative one myself just so you don't feel like you're in some kind of last place.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at October 16, 2006 8:06 PM · Permalink