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October 30, 2006

Tanya: T minus eight days

That’s right. My only goals in life are to make homeless people starve, enlarge the ozone hole, and eat all the caribou around the Alaskan oil wells I’m drilling. I giggle with glee when middle eastern children suffer.

I’m homophobic, racist, sexist, and a die-hard Christian. If they catch me alone and I’m not thumping either a bible or a minority, they might take my card away.

You must really understand me. And you’re so tolerant, trying to get to know me instead of just assuming. Now go away, before I prove that we really are all trigger-happy gun nuts.

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Comments

I'm not bitter or anything.

Posted by: Tanya at October 30, 2006 11:05 AM · Permalink

Love it!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 30, 2006 6:22 PM · Permalink