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October 25, 2006

Stacy: Caught In The Act

“Ok, recording…now. Ma’am, tell us your name.”

“I’m the Eyeball Fairy!”

“Can you tell us exactly what that means?”

“Means? It means swing by and pick up the eyeballs.”

“What eyeballs?”

“The eyeballs little kids tend to rub out of their heads at night.”

“I don’t understand… we’ve never had any incident reports…”

“Well, I am new. Somewhere a Daddy told his little boy that if he didn’t stop rubbing his eye so hard it’d fall out, and then the Eyeball Fairy would be coming by to pick it up. Words have power, you know, so here I am!”

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Comments

So that's what happened!

Well, at least I got a shiny dime!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 25, 2006 9:27 PM · Permalink

Oh noooo, the Eyeball Fairy charges a dollar per pickup. :) Hey, at least it made him stop rubbing his eyes!

Posted by: Stacy at October 25, 2006 9:29 PM · Permalink