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October 17, 2006

Michele: Parlor Tricks

Fucking cherry knots. How cliche. But when you’re drunk and horny and have no pride, tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue works.

Well, it worked for Freda. It’s how she got all the guys. I needed to come up with some trick of my own. Fuck cherry knots.

And then I saw it on the internet. Oh, that beats cherries any day.

I practiced. It was easier than I thought it would be.

Turns out that no one really wants to go home with a girl who can shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina.

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Comments

This is my favorite story ever!

Has anybody thought of any good nicknames for this girl and her talent?

Posted by: Kasac at October 18, 2006 2:32 PM · Permalink

She Who Serves?

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 18, 2006 11:02 PM · Permalink

HA! ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted by: Kasac at October 19, 2006 8:46 AM · Permalink