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October 4, 2006

David: Two Guys

“Hey, man, what’s wrong? You look rough.”

“It’s nothing. I’m just feeling blue. There’s this girl I’m seeing. She sounds bright and looks hot, but she has no taste. She wears loud colors that clash.”

“That sounds like it stinks. But does she feel sweet on you?”

“She says so. But she won’t listen to what I try to show her.”

“I can see how she feels. If you push her too hard she’ll disappear. Do you want that?”

“What you just said? That was touching.”

“Don’t let this make you feel bitter. Listen, I gotta split. Smell you later.”

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Comments

Brilliant!

Posted by: Jim at October 4, 2006 12:10 PM · Permalink

Ahahahahaha! Very well done, indeed.

Posted by: Stacy at October 4, 2006 12:30 PM · Permalink