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October 18, 2006

David: Ellipses Don't Count, Right?

“Hi, how are you doing?”

“…”

“So, live around here much?”

“…”

“Nice footbridge you’ve got there. You must be very proud.”

“…”

“Well, nice meeting you. If you’ll excuse me—“

“None shall pass!”

“Oh, you do talk. ‘None shall pass,’ huh? What if I try?”

“You will die.”

“Of course I will. Is that a fulfilling career choice? Killing people trying to cross a bridge in the middle of nowhere?”

“It is my sacred duty.”

“Been at it long?”

“Centuries.”

“Wow. Anyone ever get past you?”

“The Black Knight always triumphs!”

“You don’t say. So, what’s so important up the road anyway?”

“…”

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