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September 25, 2006

The Eschatologist: Devnullia

Impossibly, this particular sign remained hidden until recent scientific discoveries with dark matter research made it possible to see. Once made known, astrologic luminaries quickly and easily determined that those people who were born under this sign would be doomed to die or disappear under mysterious circumstances - and in every case with no trace left of them whatsoever. Of course, it was easy to go back into historical and forensic records and to correlate horrific events to their birth under this sign. These records proving their existence were of little help, however, as no bodies were ever found.

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