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February 6, 2006

February 6, 2006

Here's today's theme...

Write about an instance where being late was a good thing.

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Jim: A Tale Of Two Nittys

“I gave that bastard twelve of the best years of my life,” Angie said. “And do you know how he repaid me?”

Hoskins stopped taking notes and rested his arms on the desk. “How, Mrs. Nitty?”

“By running off to Mexico with his receptionist,” Angie spat. “I want every penny that asshole has!”

“Well, Mrs. Nitty, we may get a wrongful neglect award added to the community property and alimony amounts but that’s about all...”

“And do you want to know the worst part?”

“What’s the worst part?”

“I’m three weeks late!”

Hoskins grinned. “Now we can add child support.”

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