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November 8, 2005

The Eschatologist: An Early Warning Detection System

"It's called being fashionably late, love."

"You know how I am, John. I hate being late."

"We make a grand entrance when everyone's already arrived."

"What a bad idea! What will people say?"

"We're decked out in our finest - top hat, tails, and jewels in plenty!"

"What will I wear when we're announced?! Oh, stress!"

"Yes, but this is planned. It's designed to have everyone focus their attention on us. Err... you."

"It was just so unplanned! All of our efforts are going down the drain..."

"Are we talking about the same thing?"

"Is there an echo in here?"

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