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November 12, 2005

Ted: Lost Turtle

"Oh, no, she's lost! LOST! We have to try to find her! She can't be out there by herself!"

"Calm down, honey. Just calm down. Where did you see her last?"

"We were playing right here in the sand. Now I can't see her anywhere?"

"Is she buried?"

"Of course not, she's way too big for that."

"Did someone else take her?"

"I didn't see anyone else."

"Did you leave at any time? Go back into your shell for something?"

"Well, she did stuff me in once or twice. But my spring is broken so my head keeps popping out."

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