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November 22, 2005

Michele: All Rise

She was wearing a push-up bra and a flowery dress with a plunging neckline. Her hair was swept up in a bun, straggles of hair brushing her face. Her tan legs were bare and ended in red stilettos. It was hard to tell if she just had a romp or if she was ready for one.

She adjusted her boobs before she walked into the courtroom with her attorney, confident that her cleavage and her legs would help her cause.

“All rise. Now presiding, the Honorable Katherine Meyers.”

Chagrined, she leaned into her lawyer. “What are the chances she’s a lesbian?”

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Comments

Welcome back, Michele!

Posted by: Jim Parkinson at November 23, 2005 8:35 AM · Permalink

Thank you!

Posted by: michele at November 23, 2005 8:38 AM · Permalink