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November 14, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 14

Somewhere, someone is laughing hysterically.

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D: In Limbo

Somehow the nature of the universe had never seemed that important to Alvin. He was aware of his existence and his place within creation but had never stopped to consider what it might actually all be for, what was the system designed to do? What was the point?

It was only at his office Christmas party that his mind attained a higher state of enlightenment as it sought to escape through his ears from the terminal droning of his boss's contrite apocryphal anecdotes. As Alvin collapsed into the punchbowl screaming with hysterical laughter, his boss immediately earmarked him for promotion.

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