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November 4, 2005

Volume 8, Issue 4

Searching through today's pile of mail, you find an invitation to....

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Ted: Greetings From Mephistopheles, Inc.

Dear Sir or Madame:

We are happy to offer you this once in a lifetime offer. For a mere 65% of your immortal soul, we will grant you three wishes.

These wishes can be for ANYTHING!

But that's not all! For a single 1% more, you get ten more wishes!

You read that right, thirteen wishes for only two-thirds of your soul. YOU keep the rest.

But there's more!

You also get access to the knowledge of the universe and training on how to ask meaningful questions.

Disclaimer: offer limited by heat death of the cosmos or the second coming.

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