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October 30, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 30

You forgot to set your clock back one hour last night before going to bed, therefore you missed something very important today. What was it?

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Ted: Demolition

"Pick up the phone asshole. Come on, come on, come on."

"Hello?"

Dave? Jason. What the fuck? You were supposed to be here like an hour ago. You're only six minutes away, asshole. Get here."

"Dude, what are you talking about. I got ten minutes. Relax."

"Asshole, you forgot didn't you. Fall back mutherfucker."

"Oh shit! Sarah told me that last night, too. I'm on the way. Make the announcement and intro. I'll just go without makeup."

"OK, just remember we can't have a repeat of Dallas. See ya."

The mayor got there just in time to detonate on schedule.

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