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October 29, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 29

"It's a fuzzy hat. You want me to wear a fuzzy hat?"

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Ted: Scene

"OK, I wore the fuzzy hat."

"Thank you, dear."

"I wore the rubber trenchcoat."

"Yes, and it was fabulous, love."

"I was even ok with the spike heels, fishnets, garters and letting you fuck me up the ass."

"That was a special weekend, darling."

"But this has got to stop now. Here is where I draw the line."

"But this party means the world to me. My boss will be there, so will my Mom. This one dinner party could change our entire future. Can't you please do this one time, for us?"

"Judy, I won't wear a tie. Period."

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