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September 27, 2005

Ted: Cheated

A witch, a skeleton, and a ghost walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up from his racing form and says "We don't serve your kind in here."
The witch transforms herself into a beautiful, young blonde. "That's better," he says. The ghost turns invisible. "Keep out of sight and don't bother anybody, and it'll be ok." The barkeep looks to the skeleton. The skeleton shrugs and falls into a loose pile of bones on the floor. The barkeep looks at the witch and says "Why did it do that? Now what?"

Don't you hate when you forget the punchline?

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