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September 28, 2005

D: Bitter

The blonde sits patiently, waiting for me to finish.

"And another thing, they go and change the title, the title was the best part! Übernatürlich and they turn it into The Cult. They've cast Jim Carrey as the charismatic poikilothermic who founds a secret society of lizard worshippers and they’ve made him the bad guy! The bad guy! He was the anti-hero of the entire story!"

She quickly checks her watch.

"Alright fine. How much for the night?"

She slips a folded scrap of paper my way.

"Are you shitting me?!"

"Hey baby," she whispers, "you’re in show business now."

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