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August 29, 2005

Volume 5, Issue 29

For today's theme, please write about light bulbs.

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It's something that the people who control the official history books don't want you to know, but you know how, in a cartoon, whenever someone has a good idea, a lightbulb appears overhead? This was the literal truth. It started just after Edison invented the things; from then on, every new, good idea had that accompanyment.

So the government set up thousands of think tanks deep in the salt mines, where people sat around thinking until they thought up all of the good ideas that could be thought, then slowly released them to the public according to their own schedule.

Posted by: Jeff R. at August 29, 2005 3:56 PM · Permalink