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August 23, 2005

Ted: The Mayonnaise Conspiracy

Good evening. This is a news flash. Florida woman cannot hold mayo jar without dropping it.

Apparently this has been happening for years now, but just last week, this tragic story took an even more bizarre turn.

He husband had this to say:

"There she was in the kitchen, making a baloney sandwich when the mayo jar fell right out of her fingers. When it hit the floor, the mayo just come right up like it was a fountain, covered her from head to toe. It even splashed the ceiling!"

No group has claimed responsiblity, but this reporter blames France.

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Comments

Prediction for tomorrow's news: 'Florida man sleeps on couch after writing story for blog'.

Posted by: Keiran Halcyon at August 23, 2005 7:13 PM · Permalink

Silly, he knows I'm a mustard/baloney girl...

Posted by: Stacy at August 23, 2005 7:42 PM · Permalink