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August 24, 2005

Ted: Oh Shit, Reality Check

"You can't be serious."

"Yup."

"Why?"

"I spend so much time alone and this face really shows me something."

"It shows me you're bug fuck."

"That's not nice."

"I'm serious, this look is all wrong. It won't help I tell you. But you have me, why do you need anyone else anyway?"

"For one thing, you're always saying I'm crazy!"

"Let's examine that. You've chopped off your prick and sewn the skin back on flat, you have a maniacal look on your face, and you are arguing with your reflection in the mirror. What part of that is not crazy?"

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Comments

That is absolutely masterful, Ted.

Posted by: Keiran Halcyon at August 24, 2005 2:54 PM · Permalink

thnkyewverymush

Posted by: Ted at August 24, 2005 3:12 PM · Permalink

Wow. Bravo.

I'd like to see you take this longer.

Posted by: michele at August 24, 2005 4:13 PM · Permalink