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August 17, 2005

Ted: It's all in the Delivery

There once was a man with tiny penis. He was good looking, had a great job, was kind to animals, and was an excellent dancer. He dated dozens of women who always parted with him with very fond memories. One day, this man's tiny penis said, "Hey boss, not that I'm complaining or anything, but how do you get all these chicks?"

The man said "Simple, I have you."

"But I'm tiny, I've seen other's ya know, I know what I am."

"But my friend, how many others can talk?"

The moral of the story is simple: Use your lips.

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Comments

ooooOOOOoooo

Yep, he sleeps in MY bed! *preen*

Posted by: Stacy at August 17, 2005 7:09 PM · Permalink