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August 29, 2005

Michele: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights

“Let there be light!”

And lo, the earth was lit. Again.

“What the hell is that, Gabriel?”

“It’s light?”

“A light bulb? We are going to re-light the world with a GE 60 watt?”

“It’s 60 magical watts!”

God eyed the pull-chain hanging from the heavens.

“And this will just....hang here?”

“Just make a sign that says ‘do not touch or world will go dark’”

‘Remember the ‘do not eat’ thing? Adam and Eve?”

Gabriel sighed. “They’re just going to fuck it up again, you know.”

“No. They’re not.”

God pulled the chain and led Gabriel through the darkness.

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Comments

If a lamp falls in the living room and there's no one there to hear it, does it burn down the house? Wives who value homes take care of homes, husbands who value wives are happy to keep them safe. Failure to see the beauty in a point of view might be the number one cause for divorce. Leave the light on dear, so you can see the things you might otherwise miss. Oh to find someone who can ask the question: Why did you say that? and be wise enough to listen to the answer. and live happily ever after. Where'd the love go?

Posted by: Mike Rhodes at August 30, 2005 6:37 PM · Permalink