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August 30, 2005

Volume 5, Issue 30

Are quotes from other people inspiring?

Some would say so. Some would not.

Either way, that's the theme of today.

Click here to generate a list of random quotations, choose the third one, and write like a maniac, a maniac, on the floor, and she's dancing like she's never danced before (oh woh oh).

Oh, and include your quote at the bottom of your entry, but don't count it against your 100 words.

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Ted: I hate you, Andy...

That was the last vocalization ever made by the never-great diva. Her words were sung however. She had spent her life training for her big debut. After years of study, practice, vast fortunes spent on instructors and voice coaches, and traveling around the world just to keep her instrument in the best possible atmosphere, the truth was inescapable.

She sucked.

Her talent could be measured in a thimble.

But inexplicably, when Andy finally couldn't take it any more and knifed her to death, her last words rang pure to the heavens, calling forth the host of Valhalla to avenge her.

(Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.....Ed Gardner)

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