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August 2, 2005

Volume 5, Issue 2

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia is dead. Crown Prince Abdullah is the new king.

The theme for the day is the word crown.

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Ted: Two Crowns

"Two crowns," said the inn keeper as he handed me a plate. The plate held three game hens, fresh vegetables, an apple, my room key, and a note.

"Two crowns? Is it that troubled here?"

"Indeed sir. Even for a good King's man like yourself. The farmers are being burned out by the rebels."

"The note?"

"A woman came two days ago and said you would be coming. A real Lady she was."

It must be from the princess.

King's Man,

You or someone just like you is about to be poisoned. Don't eat the apple. Kill the rebel innkeeper.

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